A mathematician is a scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.
Mathematics are well and good but nature keeps dragging us around by the nose.
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
Mathematics - the unshaken Foundation of Sciences, and the plentiful Fountain of Advantage to human affairs.
I don't agree with mathematics; the sum total of zeros is a frightening figure.
If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.
Math is radical!
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head.
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper till you get the answer.
Even stranger things have happened; and perhaps the strangest of all is the marvel that mathematics should be possible to a race akin to the apes.
So if a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics; for in demonstrations, if his wit be called away never so little, he must begin again.
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